Date women from United States / California / Covina, 30 year old

Date someone special from Covina, United States. Honestly, where do I begin? I am extremely easy going and love to laugh. I am a comedian in my own right, and do what I can to brighten someone's day. I am drawn to people who are open and honest and that can make me smile.
I am very affectionate. I love to hold hands, hug and kiss and I will bite your face if I feel the urge! I love to be silly and will sing made up songs in a horrible out of tune voice pretty much on a daily basis. I love hip hop and R&B (but will listen to almost anything) and I will "drop it like it's hot" whenever possible. I don't do clubs anymore so this dancing will take place in random places...the grocery store, walking down the street, pretty much anywhere I hear a song I like.
I am looking for someone who I can laugh with and someone who I can have a conversation with for hours on end about anything at all. I'm a successful woman and I'm looking for someone who has their stuff together. I can hold my own in any intellectual conversation, but don't find it necessary to always discuss religion, politics, or global warming at every social function. Poor grammar makes me want to get violent, so if you haven't bothered spell checking your profile then please don't bother reaching out to me!
PS...There are two things that I am not interested in doing on a first date:
1. Getting coffee. I'm 30 not 18. Drinking coffee at 8pm will keep me up until 4am and I have to work in the morning. I also drink things quickly when nervous. Drinking hot coffee quickly paired with nerves will cause me to sweat...and well...there is nothing pretty about that!
2. Working out. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy working out. Just not on a first date! If things work out between us there will be plenty of times for you to see me as the buffalo breathing tomato face I become when I run!