Date men from United States / Arizona / Carefree, 58 year old

Date someone special from United States. Who am I? I'm glad I asked myself. I wish I had an answer. I was born a poor black child, Navin JohnsonThe Jerk, 1979, S. Martin. If I can be serious for a moment, I am a retired , athletic, health conscious Nuclear Radiologist/Pathologist living at the Boulders Resort in Carefree for the past 3.5 yrs. I have no wife, alimony, children, job, debt, morgage or significant baggage but of course something is missing,a significant other. I have played tennis most my life,43 yrs at a 4-4.5 singles level . Tennis has been very important to me as it has been a way of life, health tool, and social outlet. I'm a tennis groupie and have played in clinics with many pros like the Bryan bros, Mardy Fish, James Blake to name a few. I enjoy the great outdoors with nature doing yardwork, hitting tennis balls, throwing the football and frisbee on the golf course, the golfers and Boulders just love me, ping pong, driving around in my golf cart, the ocean but there doesnt appear to be one here300miles of sandy beach but no ocean, and swimming a half mile freestyle daily. I'm getting exhausted just thinking about it. This healthy lifestyle is killing me. As J. Lennon said"a little bit older and a little bit slower"but he also said" it's getting better all the time". I'm confused. I've been taking antiaging supplements/vits,Life Extension same as Suz Sommers and many others , my whole life and as such I look young for my age. I follow the mantra of the health gurus like Drs. Oz, Weil, and Chopra with a little schickel of Jack La Lane thrown in to boot. I enjoy eating healthy and working on my body, mind, and soul with juicing, aroma RX, meditation and being spiritual without organized religion. I am conservative in my political views [please no liberals], loyal, affectionate,disciplined, respectful, and hard working. I am told I'm hilarious and would love to try stand up comedy when I grow up. Born in Babylonia moved to Arizona, King Tut. My wife was such a bad cook that we didnt pray before the meal we prayed after. My wife wanted to eat at a place she has never been to so I took her to the kitchen. I was so ugly when I was born the Dr. instead of slapping me slapped my mother. Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. I'm looking for a fun-loving, outgoing woman who is athletic, health conscious with American conservative Judeochristian old fashion values similar to mine with a strong moral compass of right and wrong. Being a tennis player would be a plus but if not, isn't a deal breaker. My idea of a good time is being with nature, swimming, hiking, playing tennis or ping pong then winding down in the hot tub with a nice glass of wine before retiring for the evening. For you serial daters out there nothing to feel guility about. Nothing wrong with putting dates in your cereal. It's healthy, chewy, and full of fiber. Well you've been a great audience, come back soon, have a safe trip home and dont forget to tip. Goodnite everybody. Practicing my closing. And oh yeah, keep laughing .